June 2012
missionkimpossible:
i bet zooey deschanel uses bing.com because shes quirky and unique
yrelectricsurgeissweet:
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
May 2012
goreever:
yell slut at me and im yours
Well. Fuck you too. Motherfucker.
batreaux:
i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat
jack-sparrow:
oh right.
the poison.
the poison for kuzco.
the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.
kuzco’s poison.
methlabrador:
“dude touch my dick in a not gay way, come on man”
retinainthesky:
basically if you don’t talk to me first i’ll never talk to you
Pillow Fights
whenmomentsblog:
Expectation:
Reality:
www.whenmomentsblog.tumblr.com
syruppalin:
the bags under my eyes are designer
Watchcatqueen:
HAHAHAHHAHHA
Anonymous asked: youd look mega hot as a red head
chillingn0stalgia:
you know you’ve been online too long when your laptop starts to burn your legs
Watch dysenterygay:
how to make delicious chocolate milkshake
“Sometimes I think people feel abandoned when they don’t have enough food in...”
– Kimmy, Dance Moms Miami (via awwbuhree)
neyruto:
you ever dislike someone so much you just want to shrink and crawl inside them so you can whisper i hate you to each individual blood cell
ratherdielaughing:
This is a post of birds who look like they’re yelling.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAH
Thank you that is all.
ihopebarackobama:
I hope Barack Obama calls me…maybe
