missionkimpossible: i bet zooey deschanel uses bing.com because shes quirky and unique
yrelectricsurgeissweet: It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
goreever: yell slut at me and im yours
Well. Fuck you too. Motherfucker.
batreaux: i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat
jack-sparrow: oh right. the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco’s poison.
methlabrador: “dude touch my dick in a not gay way, come on man”
retinainthesky: basically if you don’t talk to me first i’ll never talk to you
whenmomentsblog: Expectation: Reality: www.whenmomentsblog.tumblr.com
syruppalin: the bags under my eyes are designer
Anonymous asked: youd look mega hot as a red head
chillingn0stalgia: you know you’ve been online too long when your laptop starts to burn your legs
dysenterygay: how to make delicious chocolate milkshake
Sometimes I think people feel abandoned when they don’t have enough food in...– Kimmy, Dance Moms Miami (via awwbuhree)
neyruto: you ever dislike someone so much you just want to shrink and crawl inside them so you can whisper i hate you to each individual blood cell
ratherdielaughing: This is a post of birds who look like they’re yelling. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAH Thank you that is all.
ihopebarackobama: I hope Barack Obama calls me…maybe